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A man named Tunde decided he was tired of being broke, so he opened a “luxury restaurant” in his neighborhood.
The grand opening was simple: one plastic chair, one table, and a sign written in marker:
“5-Star Dining Experience (Don’t Ask Questions)”
His first customer came in and asked, “What’s on the menu?”
Tunde smiled confidently. “Today’s special is air-fried rice… but the air is not included.”
The customer blinked. “So… just rice?”
Tunde nodded. “Premium rice. It has seen things.”
Still curious, the customer ordered it. Five minutes later, Tunde brought out a plate of rice and said, “Careful. It’s very emotional today.”
The customer tasted it, paused, and said, “Hmm… why does it taste like my childhood struggles?”
Tunde whispered proudly, “That’s the secret ingredient.”
Just then, another customer walked in and asked, “Do you accept card?”
Tunde pointed to the wall. “Yes. But the POS is shy. Try encouraging it.”
The customer laughed so hard he almost dropped his phone.
Before leaving, he asked, “So what’s the name of this restaurant again?”
Tunde smiled and said,
“Don’t worry about it. Just come back hungry and confused.”
Now be honest… would YOU eat here or run away first? 😄
The grand opening was simple: one plastic chair, one table, and a sign written in marker:
“5-Star Dining Experience (Don’t Ask Questions)”
His first customer came in and asked, “What’s on the menu?”
Tunde smiled confidently. “Today’s special is air-fried rice… but the air is not included.”
The customer blinked. “So… just rice?”
Tunde nodded. “Premium rice. It has seen things.”
Still curious, the customer ordered it. Five minutes later, Tunde brought out a plate of rice and said, “Careful. It’s very emotional today.”
The customer tasted it, paused, and said, “Hmm… why does it taste like my childhood struggles?”
Tunde whispered proudly, “That’s the secret ingredient.”
Just then, another customer walked in and asked, “Do you accept card?”
Tunde pointed to the wall. “Yes. But the POS is shy. Try encouraging it.”
The customer laughed so hard he almost dropped his phone.
Before leaving, he asked, “So what’s the name of this restaurant again?”
Tunde smiled and said,
“Don’t worry about it. Just come back hungry and confused.”
Now be honest… would YOU eat here or run away first? 😄
A man named Tunde decided he was tired of being broke, so he opened a “luxury restaurant” in his neighborhood.
The grand opening was simple: one plastic chair, one table, and a sign written in marker:
“5-Star Dining Experience (Don’t Ask Questions)”
His first customer came in and asked, “What’s on the menu?”
Tunde smiled confidently. “Today’s special is air-fried rice… but the air is not included.”
The customer blinked. “So… just rice?”
Tunde nodded. “Premium rice. It has seen things.”
Still curious, the customer ordered it. Five minutes later, Tunde brought out a plate of rice and said, “Careful. It’s very emotional today.”
The customer tasted it, paused, and said, “Hmm… why does it taste like my childhood struggles?”
Tunde whispered proudly, “That’s the secret ingredient.”
Just then, another customer walked in and asked, “Do you accept card?”
Tunde pointed to the wall. “Yes. But the POS is shy. Try encouraging it.”
The customer laughed so hard he almost dropped his phone.
Before leaving, he asked, “So what’s the name of this restaurant again?”
Tunde smiled and said,
“Don’t worry about it. Just come back hungry and confused.”
Now be honest… would YOU eat here or run away first? 😄
