A man named Tunde decided he was tired of being broke, so he opened a “luxury restaurant” in his neighborhood.
The grand opening was simple: one plastic chair, one table, and a sign written in marker:
“5-Star Dining Experience (Don’t Ask Questions)”
His first customer came in and asked, “What’s on the menu?”
Tunde smiled confidently. “Today’s special is air-fried rice… but the air is not included.”
The customer blinked. “So… just rice?”
Tunde nodded. “Premium rice. It has seen things.”
Still curious, the customer ordered it. Five minutes later, Tunde brought out a plate of rice and said, “Careful. It’s very emotional today.”
The customer tasted it, paused, and said, “Hmm… why does it taste like my childhood struggles?”
Tunde whispered proudly, “That’s the secret ingredient.”
Just then, another customer walked in and asked, “Do you accept card?”
Tunde pointed to the wall. “Yes. But the POS is shy. Try encouraging it.”
The customer laughed so hard he almost dropped his phone.
Before leaving, he asked, “So what’s the name of this restaurant again?”
Tunde smiled and said,
“Don’t worry about it. Just come back hungry and confused.”
Now be honest… would YOU eat here or run away first? 😄

One morning, a small goat named Kiki decided she was tired of being “just a goat.”
She stood on a rock in the village and announced, “From today, I am a lion.”
The chickens fainted. The dogs laughed. Even the mango tree dropped a fruit out of shock.
Kiki practiced her roar: “Meeeeh… I mean… ROAAAR!”
It was not convincing.
Still, she walked proudly into the forest to prove herself. Unfortunately, the first animal she met was an actual lion.
The lion looked at her for a long moment and said, “Nice costume.”
Kiki blinked. “You’re not scared?”
The lion yawned. “I’m on my lunch break. Also, goats are not exactly top-tier predators.”
Kiki sighed. “So… I can’t be a lion?”
The lion thought for a second. “You can be whatever you want… but maybe start with something easier. Like… a very confident goat.”
So Kiki went home, climbed her rock again, and announced, “From today, I am a goat… with leadership skills.”
The village applauded. The mango tree dropped another fruit—this time in approval.